TWILIGHT SUCKS! Emo Vampire Song : The Key of Awesome #3
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–Emo Vampire lyrics
Ill never be an emo vampire
Setting tweenaged loins on fire
Ive got nothing in common with the vampires of today
They gaze at girls and pout and brood and then just run away
This Twilight hack thinks she can come along and change the Vampire rules
I guess sleeping in coffins and wearing capes, suddenly isnt cool
Girls wont climb up trees with me or canoodle in the grass
And when I play Vampire baseball I always get picked last
[spoken] Seriously dudes. Thats a human you just picked over me.
Ive seduced all kinds of women from all over the world
But, now the only dates I get are with chunky gothic girls
When did all these Vampires become abstinent and whiny
When I walk into the sun I dont get all bright and shiny
Vampires dont have purity rings like undead Jonas Brothers
If I cant score with these high school girls perhaps Ill go for their mothers
(spoken) Why not? When youre 600 years old theres no such thing as a cougar.
Ill never be an emo vampire
Setting tweenaged loins on fire
Ill have no participation
In this vampire pussification
So wake me up when the world grows a pairof fangs
(spoken)
You thought I was going to say balls didnt you?
December 18th, 2009 at 2:25 am
Your video ROCKS… Twilight sucks balls!!!
December 18th, 2009 at 2:30 am
praise the lord
December 18th, 2009 at 2:31 am
twilight is the worst book in history exsept the bible
December 18th, 2009 at 2:56 am
“BRILLANT” ! ! ! X0[
December 18th, 2009 at 3:26 am
That was hilarious.
December 18th, 2009 at 4:05 am
@ MJH18 can ppl please learn to shut up!
it’s my opnion not your so i would enjoy u learnin to shut your pie hole(s)
December 18th, 2009 at 4:21 am
Is it wrong that I am having this big of a geek crush on Mark Douglas? To bad I can’t write a fan letter without sounding like a psycho stalker. Loved it keep it up.
December 18th, 2009 at 6:31 am
it’s okay if peeps don’t like twilight and it’s okay if they do =)
December 18th, 2009 at 6:32 am
chunky gothic girls lol
December 18th, 2009 at 7:14 am
finally, I don’t feel alone in the world about my opinion of Twilight type vampires lol
December 18th, 2009 at 10:37 am
@htownninjaphoenix U Were NEver Alone =(
December 18th, 2009 at 11:18 am
@htownninjaphoenix were here for you. We all HATE it
December 18th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
I think vampires are cool, but these fucking emo vampires are ruining them, fucking emio vampires!
December 18th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
This is such a great vid!
~DRACULA ALL THE WAY!!!~
December 18th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
I like Twilight, but this made me laugh xD
December 18th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Poor Dracula <:C
December 18th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
I got the original Dracula from the library and forgot it took place in “modern” (for 1931) London. Cars, phones, and electricity. Still a real vampire movie compared to twilight crap.
December 18th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
The main character should meet Blade, for some proper vampire movie tips.
December 18th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
proper good job mate!
twilight should die!!!!
December 18th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
TWILIGHT DOES SUCK
December 18th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
that kids hair is so perfect, just like Robs. haha
December 19th, 2009 at 12:15 am
he said ducky of awesome
December 19th, 2009 at 12:20 am
THANK YOU!!!!!!!! Ugh I can’t even BEGIN to tell you the amount of retards that actually follow Twilight like sheep. VAMPIRES AREN’T SUPPOSED TO SPARKLE!!!!!!! They spontaneously COMBUST! Edward should have a little chat with Dracula and Alucard. And maybe Rob Zombie….just cause he’s cool. =D I LOVE YOU!
December 19th, 2009 at 12:45 am
I’ll never Be An Emo Vampire! LOL. JK. LOVE IT! Made me laugh my guts out the 1st time i heard it!
x-D
December 19th, 2009 at 12:57 am
People is so mindless, they only follow what the others like…and I hate that….
Good video !